Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

by futiles September 5, 2010

Jack Avery

Jack Avery is the everything and is the explanation of perfect he is part of the band why don’t we and his hair is so lit I live for it aswell as his serially amaZING voice aswell as the rest of the bands voices ❤️

Jack Avery is apart of why don’t we and is amazing!!

by @jackavery.and.the_man._band August 9, 2018

jack manifold

that bitch from stranger things

Jack Manifold: i got a custard cream biscuit #🍪
Person: why is eleven from stranger things on twitter.... girl you've got monsters to fight!!!

by sally the salmon is a milf September 28, 2021

jacks willy

Absolutely massive, destroys anything it touches, beware it's property of lish

Have you seen jacks willy what a silly willy

by Tom Norbert June 2, 2017

Jack Time

time for a cigarette; whenever you want a cigarette, announce that it is jack time

dude: hey man its jack time, you got a light?

by veree November 28, 2011

Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.

Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016