Fair Way to the Shooter

A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.

Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.

by Kent Kentish December 19, 2004

panda-three-way

Sex in which an established heterosexual couple initiates a sexually inexperienced third person.

He lost his virginity in a panda-three-way.

by BarneyS October 21, 2012

Wrong-way Rocket

Fuck someone in the ass.

I gave your mom a wrong-way rocket last night. Twice.

by rocketmanboner December 18, 2008

Getting It Out Of The Way

Doing something you wish you didn't have to, or are otherwise obligated to do, in order to make life easier.

The mall is a nightmare at Christmastime, I'm Getting It Out Of The Way this November.

by Pseudonym789987 December 3, 2020

Two Way Lunch

A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.

Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.

by The Mysterious Jed November 17, 2009

goes both ways

Has no preference for either sex, will have sex with either.

GayGuy1: "Mmmm, look at that sexy hunk of meat over there, I'd love to get deep inside of him. Too bad he has a girlfriend."
GayGuy2:"Take a chance bro, I know for a fact he goes both ways."

by BlissfulAgony September 1, 2016

three way canoe

A platonic friendship agreement in which 3 friends agree to purchase a joint canoe and/or a sexual reference for 3 platonic friends engaging in sexual experimentation in a canoe.

Eric, Stacey and Rowen had a three way canoe.

by Threewaycanoe3 June 7, 2014