check your pet

your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.

She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!

by bytehead November 11, 2010

Blue check yourself

Verb

You're so wrong and crazy with the shit you do and say that you need to pay to get verified.

First said by comedian Josh Johnson on Hold Up podcast with Dulcé Sloan on 11/3/2022

Look, check yourself. Me check myself?! Go blue check yourself!

by Alt Deadpool November 03, 2022

Check cashing hoe

That fraudulent hoe who, lacking good credit, identity, reputation or bank account must use check cashing stores to transact shady type business.

Dude is a straight check cashing hoe; tried to pass his fraudulent no check account having ass off as a legitimate contender.

by Beuonce F. Shabazz July 13, 2014

check your sack

To determine the presences of one's testicles; To man up

Coach always knew how to motivate us:

"Hey! Check your sack and stick your dick in the electric fire!"

by froggymaan9001 March 17, 2015

Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.

Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!

by oltigod June 18, 2022

check you later

Equivalent of 'see you later' or 'smell you later'

Me: i needa get home, i'll check you later aight.

by hommusthot January 28, 2016

checking my email

1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer

1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.

2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.

by katsafterme June 20, 2011