Hook-slant

One of Japanese and Polish origin who possesses the defining quality of both races: IE a hook nose and slanted eyes.

Because Johnny's nose is so fucking huse, and he cant see when he smiles, he is a hook-slant...

by Deleena24 April 8, 2003

Booger hook

When you pick someone’s nose and then proceed to shove your finger in their mouth. If you do it with two fingers in both nostrils and stick both in the mouth, it is called a double booger hook.

“Yea, I was messing around w this strange girl from the gym and I booger hooked her”

“No way, bro! That’s epic!”

by Dbas June 11, 2021

Hook

A word used in Louisiana that means fighting.

Waddam bitch? you tryna hook sum?

by MRbangman February 16, 2020

Grappling Hook

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in

Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it

by Rbrowne February 17, 2022

frappe-tain hook

Scared of going out alone

- My brother/sister would rather twirl mustache waiting for a friend to phone than drive me anywhere - ugh.
- What a Frappe-tain Hook!

by Blueberry Boat December 29, 2023

Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.

Some guy looking like Gary Busey broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a full hook-up. Now he understands KOA prison rape.

by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022

to hook up large

-to give extra rations to; pay special attention to; to spoil with surpus materials; to be generous; to possibly suck up

to hook up large-
waiter to kitchen staff-
"hey my girlfriend is downstairs, can you hook her up large?"
"Yeah man, we can give her an extra scoop of ice cream or something"
"thanks man"

by Sr Ackwardo February 25, 2010