A Half Counihan, as opposed to the Full Counihan occurs when only of the sexual partners is drunk enough to vomit during the sexual act, but not both. Addtionally, the man, or if the partners are gay men, one of the men, must finish by jacking off on their sexual partner.
Jack pulled a Half Counihan on Jill last night. They were both bombed last night and having sex. Jill, however, was really blacked out and threw up on the bed. Still, Jack wasn't finished so he jerked off on her.
by Krause April 9, 2008
Get the Half Counihanmug. A real explanation is that Half As Interesting makes short videos that ask somewhat simple questions about weird topics that are almost always answered very, very concisely after 5 minutes of expositional dawdling. Every single video could be turned into a single Q and A tweet with context below.
by kjoshua December 4, 2021
Get the Half As Interestingmug. When you smoke the first half of a Black and Mild blunt, the half you are left with is known as a half and mild.
Broseph: Hey bruh you wanna light up that half and mild you have left over from last weekend?
Broskittle: Hell yeah turtle bro we're gonna get so retarded!
Broskittle: Hell yeah turtle bro we're gonna get so retarded!
by ToastedCracker September 15, 2013
Get the half and mildmug. less than full,small,tiny,miniscule,little
derogatory term implying substandard,generally used by people from eastern europe,that always babble about how superior they are yet seem to migrate to the usa at a cyclic rate.
derogatory term implying substandard,generally used by people from eastern europe,that always babble about how superior they are yet seem to migrate to the usa at a cyclic rate.
All the american cars have half size engines in them,they are total useless,in Hungary the cars have big huge fantastic engines,that deliver full power!!!!
by Roland Deschain January 8, 2009
Get the half sizemug. The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.
*walks through hallway half flaccid*
Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me
Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me
by Tuna can dan June 18, 2018
Get the Half flaccidmug. Hes very very half-assed
by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019
Get the half-assedmug. I thought he was hot and took him home, but cos he was drunk he could only get a half shark. So i let him wack off and come on my arse.
by poopoohead April 25, 2006
Get the half sharkmug.