Hannah

A cheater who dates ur best friend after she broke ur heart twice.

Me: hannah cheated on me
Friend: Ik bro, she sucks

by Daddy4306921 February 27, 2022

reverse Hannah Baker

When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why

Yo, what a nice reverse Hannah Baker you sent me

by Metyoulanzipedia January 2, 2020

Hannah

Hannah is the most beautiful, sexy, amazing girl in the world. She knows exactly what to say and when to say it. Everyone will want to be her friend because of how kind she is. Everyone wants to date her or be her friend If you ever meet a Hannah never let her go.

Boy 1: "Have you seen the new girl? She's so beautiful."
Boy 2: "Yeah but i forgot what her name is..."
Boy 3: "Her name is Hannah and I call dibs!"
Boy 2: "Not fair! I wan't her!"

by hforthewin December 20, 2020

Hannah

A Jewish girl who doesn't like mummy's boys

I was at the synagogue with my mum and met this hot girl but she's a real Hannah

by Jehangir June 11, 2021

Hannah

A person that always uses inside jokes in sentences so half the people dont even get whats going on in the conversation. Use words that they find in videos that they dont know the definition of. Also is a jackwad 90% of the time when in a call with more than 2 people or in public talking with more than a person. for example a hannah would say: "wow dick pizza shit ass 24 thats easy 17 21 21 21" and that would mean something

What the fuck did that god forsaken sentence mean, how can someone be such a Hannah?

by super idol November 8, 2021

Wilde Hilde aka Hannah

Ohne Brille nix los. Keine Chance Kreuzworträtsel oder die siebenhundertdreiundzwanzigste,achteinssechste Mathe Aufgabe zu lösen.

Trude (ACHTUNG: vierbeinig aber KEIN Pferd) ist als zwar hinternloser aber ständiger Begleiter oder persönliches Taxi stets an ihrer Seite, sollte sie sich nicht gerade im Parkhaus verlaufen oder mal wieder keine Motivation haben die Beine in Gang zu bringen, um (natürlich absolut nötiger Weise.. *nicht*) Stunden vor Unterrichtsbeginn die Schule zu erreichen.

Fragwürdig bleibt dennoch: ist es Trude oder doch unsere Hannah, die die verhassten 50cm Wesen aus der niederen Bevölkerungsgruppe (=Kinder) ummähen will?

Die Antwort kennen nur die beiden... doch durch fallende Kommentare bei Begegnungen mit Individuen dieser Art lässt sich erahnen, wer die 100%ige Wahrscheinlichkeit für sin solches für Hass codierendes Allel in sich trägt.

Wilde Hilde aka Hannah: "och ne digga, schon wieder diese scheiß Dreckskinder immer, da will man sich einmal ne Brezel kaufen bruder."

by xoxoGossipgirl#inkognito&weise March 26, 2022

Hannah

A girl (or multiple girls) who may go to your school, you may work with, you go to church with, you saw at the grocery store, basically every place you go there is destined to be a hannah. WHY IS THERE SO MANY PEOPLE NAMED HANNAH!?!

“Hey do you know where hannah is?”
“Which one? Hannah A? B? C? D? E? F? G? H? I? J?”
“Yeah it’s Hannah J.”
“Hannah J the funny one? The smart one? The crazy one? The cool one? The tall hannah? The short hannah?
“Yeah it’s the tall hannah J.”
“The tall hannah J with brown hair? Red hair? Long hair? Short hair? The tall Hannah J with multiple colored hair?”
“Hey she’s actually right there!”
“Oh! The tall hannah J with multiple colored hair that consists of blond highlights but it’s mostly brown and she has blue eyes?”
“Yeah”

by That_One_Idiot_ November 16, 2020