Manser Fucked

When you're so fucked up you either piss or puke (or both) on yourself and your friends. Inspired by the Manser twins.

"Dude, are you Manser fucked yet?"

by lgfucrew May 15, 2016

Fuck Congress

the general feeling of Americans in the 2000s.

"dude, did you hear about this SOPA bullshit?" "yeah, man. Fuck Congress"

by Bernie Crack January 30, 2012

Fuck You

A very polite way to introduce yourself, greet someone, or say goodbye. Teachers love it but often raise their voice for some reason

“Fuck you Mr. Johnson when is our quiz?”

by Hey you, yeah you October 31, 2018

Sonic Fucking

When you fuck someone so fast you don't even have time to take your clothes off or put a condom on, so you just put your cock through your fly.

"Hey man you wanna know what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I had a Sonic Fucking with a girl I don't even know, it only lasted 1 minute"

by J-BAILS13 April 7, 2010

cunts fucked

the aussie way of saying broken

wats wrong with ya car?? CUNTS FUCKED

by aussiehick August 13, 2011

Negative fucks

When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.

A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."

by babyuf123 April 28, 2014

fucking dies

when you say something so cruel they just die

Person 1: "u dum"
Person 2: "i hope you step on a lego"
Person 1: *fucking dies*

by nouhahahahahhaa September 24, 2020