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The New England Green Jello Foxtrot

The act of taking a woman and concocting a green jelly (or any color of choice) which is pored into the female's anal cavity and put in a large refridgerator until the jello is in a solid state and is followed by a rim job with a tasty treat.
"That man took my sister and gave her the new england green jello foxtrot."
by Tooslow April 28, 2008
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English Tea

Desgusting to the point of suicide

(goes well with krumpets)
"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"

"all because of English Tea!!!"
by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007
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England

The United States of America's total bitch. We owned them in the Revolutionary War. Also, full of pansies that have fucked up license plates and spelling. Fuck butter on your sandwiches, and fuck your spelling too, cause when it comes to "honor", there's no room for "u". Also, all of your pansy sports suck. And fuck your government. Incest-ridden hillbillys in your grand palace of cousin fuckery. Also, to leave off, the only good thing that came out of England is the USA and the Beetles. Now, fuck you, period. Not "full stop".
"Fuck you, England! You persecuting, fancy worded fuckfaces!" *July fourth is the day when we stand up and we say: "Fuck you, England!!" Fuck you, fuck you.
by Hot_Chocolate November 2, 2014
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englitize

adding english to the cue ball in pool
I englitized the ball
by APL January 24, 2004
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English breakfast

When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast
by albynospyder July 28, 2015
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English Mum

The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.
While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.
by Snatchhappy March 13, 2009
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english wood

haha
poor eric
always gettin that damn english wood
dayam he's gettin english wood again
by da LLL foundurr fo shizzle November 12, 2004
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