Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.
I went to the shops and got donutitis.
by Rehamyentruoc December 26, 2018
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the jam donut

when a man puts jam on his cock and put it in his wife
i did the jam donut with my wife last night
by twattybollocks6969 March 29, 2022
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Cum filled donut

..simple. a donut with a cum filling😛
by cumf1lledd0nutt December 21, 2024
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Drunk n donut

Hey, wanna go drunk n donut?
Do I bring the booze or the donut?
by LightSpeedJunky January 06, 2024
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makin donuts

You make shit pay, $0.00
"Hey man, come with us to the club tonight!"
"Nah bro, I'm broke af, I'm makin donuts at Mickie D's"
by jazzydogface March 07, 2019
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donut blocker

Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.
I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.
by RockabillyJ April 20, 2023
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donutism

a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.

humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut

other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive

-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
that guy is believes in donutism
by pope donutist May 24, 2023
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