Avocado of death

when your balls inflate to the size of an avocado giving you incredible testicle pain and causing your dick to explode

man my balls are pulling an avocado of death

by THEloafboy April 26, 2021

death by admin

The phrase 'death by admin' generally refers to the burnout a worker may often feel after performing repetitive and mundane admin tasks (such as manual data entry) for an extended period of time. Valuable employees are left feeling unmotivated and will be more prone to quit their jobs.

Worker 1: "Dude this paperwork blows"
Worker 2: "Fr man, no wonder Worker 3 left this shithole"
Worker 1: "Deadass, that's death by admin for you, I'm tempted to leave myself"
Worker 2: Bro :(

by mementomads July 27, 2022

radio death

When one's blackberry shuts off due to low battery keeping you from sending bbm's, texts, and making calls.

Guy: Sorry I didn't text you back last night, my blackberry's radio shut off
Girl: Oh darn, I hate the radio death

by g.cole November 24, 2010

Death Vallied

When you've been in a relationship for years and suddenly stop having sex.

Girl my husband and I haven't had sex in over a year, I've been death vallied and it sucks.

by DeannaMC June 16, 2016

death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.

I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.

by annoying sadist July 22, 2014

Death Potato

A really scary white person

Jordan is a Death Potato

by justafuckingpotato August 31, 2016

Death Signal

The signal sent by manufacturing companies to your kill your electronic device shortly after you choose not to purchase an extended warranty for the item

My Mac crashed a week after I decided not to renew my warranty. Apple must have sent the Death Signal.

by HarpDaddy May 10, 2010