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national vsco day 

NATIONAL VSCO DAY IS SEPTEMBER 5TH PERIODT, AND I OOP MY HYDROFLASK SKSKSKSKKS
“ITS NATIONAL VSCO DAY AND I OOP SKKSKS”
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Big Ball Day 

When the weather is just right and the humidity is at the right point to make one's balls appear extra large.
When I looked into the mirror this morning I knew it was a big ball day. Better call up my girl and make the porno now!
Big Ball Day by TA3 July 21, 2009

Zombie Jesus Day 

Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...

Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*

Zero Day Exploit 

A cyber attack that is done through a vulnerability in a software application that the developer of the software is unaware of and is first discovered by the hacker. The term is used to mean that the software developer had zero days to work on a patch to fix an exploit before the exploit was used. One of the most common applications to have a zero day exploit is a web browser.
John: All the data on my computer was destroyed by a virus.

Bill: Yeah you need to be very careful when you download porn.

John: No, I heard it was done through a zero day exploit on Internet Explorer.

Bill: Oh I see. But why are you using Internet Exploder? Everybody knows that's a piece of shit browser.

John: Don't know, I never will again.
Zero Day Exploit by dead parrot September 19, 2010

another day at the office 

a nicer expression replacing "same shit different day"
person 1) how was your day
person 2) ah boring, you know another day at the office
person 1) but you don't work at an office, but a warehouse
person 2) it's a new expression for "same shit, different day".

Bones day 

Bones day / No bones day originated from tik-tok. It works kind of like a weather forecast. The forecast works the way that @jongraz on tik-tok tries to sit up the pug noodles in the morning. If he collapsed it's a no bones day, if he doesn't it's a bones day. A bones day is meant to be a positive day that great stuff is gonna happen on, and a no bones day is a day where you might wanna stay in bed drinking whiskey.
"It's a bones day today! Great stuff is gonna happen!" or as used to start a briefing in the pentagon: "I don't know whether there's a bones or a no bones day, so let's get the meeting started and hope for the best."
Bones day by Damptoget October 20, 2021