Person 1: Man, I don’t know what to do! There is no way we can fix this ourselves.
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!
Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!
Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!
by Right~hand~of~god February 19, 2022

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by Frank Louisa July 13, 2019

a man who is very prone to disease and will jump off a cliff if you say there is cheese wizz down there, this guy is fericous and the special forces are after him, watch out. oh did i forgot to mention the swarm of genital lice on his penis.
by bowlcupsacsack July 25, 2023

Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine
Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man
Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man
by Tobeamilfistoliveaneasylife October 21, 2020
