columbus crotch rocket

A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.
Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.
by Herroguy March 25, 2014
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005
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Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.
Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.
by Throbbingroot November 21, 2008
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James Bond Crotch Rot

What happens when multiple STD's combine in a person, to form a super STD. This super disease melts through the person's crotch, and thier organs dump out through the newly created hole.
That girl's such a whore, she must have James Bond Crotch Rot
by teh Face February 17, 2005
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The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
by Blitz77 May 21, 2010
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RCS, Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the Prime Minister's trousers were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

From "The Guardian" (April 29th 2011)
by Gashed Ferret May 01, 2011
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Old lady crotch fat

The presence of fat in the upper crotch region of an older lady; forming a round bubble-like shape.
Pretty much self explanatory... Did you see that old lady's crotch fat?
by ILoveSavedByTheBell October 06, 2004
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