Chad

An Arabic slag term to define excess foreskin length on a male phallus

Mohammed, have you heard about his chad? It’s so long!

by Kingkhallid March 1, 2023

Chad

Chad is mysterious! Most to all people who think they know Chad, actually only have this false idea of who Chad is! A lot of people talk, but I haven't seen any of them stand for something like I have seen Chad stand for something! He has insecurities like the rest of us! But he shines through all of them! His smile makes my heart melt! His laugh is like medicine for my soul! He is a hilarious individual, whose uniqueness is exactly that! Unique! Unlike any other! He doesn't try to be like others either! I love Chad! His drive and motivation is out of this world! His determination is contagious! His loyalty is unheard of when it comes to staying true to his friends, his girl, and his family! He's a great man who has had his name been drug through the mudd! But he isnt even close to what they say unless they say hes the BEST!

I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH CHAD!
HAR

R
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They say alot about Chad, but I dont think they even have a clue

by Hailo48 September 8, 2021

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

chad winfield

A greasy haired Ad Nidalee main that loves men and has a tiny penis.

"Hey guys it's your boy Chad Winfield here bringing you the latest and greatest in video game technology!"

by Tickler1243215423 April 13, 2014

chad

Small discs (usually pink or yellow) punched out of paper tape by a TELETYPE perforator. Normally
collected and stored for disposal until a full or clogged disposal system causes an overflow and

these little bastards go everywhere and stick to anything thanks to the paper having a static charge
and lightly oiled.

How can you spot a teletype operator/maintenance person?
They have CHAD on their arms and clothing.

by teletype maintenance guy October 27, 2022

Chad

What is perceived to be an alpha male. They usually played the antagonist in 80s teen flicks.

The chads just relentlessly picked on the nerds in high school.

by Poco_commonsense January 25, 2021

Chad

The dude who lifts 10000000 pounds while reading with his eyes close, while running a marathon, while touching the moon. (while eating a hotdog

Im in love with chad hes so hot

by Ethebee May 10, 2021