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Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas

composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music.
Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey
Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.
by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020
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Christmas Sweater

When a male is continously making the sweetest of love mildly nausea's and randomly hurls on the back of a girl giving her a Christmas Sweater.
Male: Oh baby as i'm making love to you i forgot to tell you I got you a gift
Female: What is it baby?
Male: A..(Barfs)

Narrator: He gave her a Christmas Sweater
by LisTenCloseLy_ February 10, 2017
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The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
by llamasaylol December 17, 2016
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Christmas

When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.
I’m excited for Christmas, an overweight man will give me gifts.
by Cami1234 December 1, 2021
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christmas random

A person who recently received a video game or new console for Christmas and has absolutely zero fucking idea what they are doing. They enter multi-player mode and bring your team down because they suck. They’re a huge, moronic liability and are guaranteed to be on your team.
God! Why do we always get the Christmas random on our team? Fuck this RNG.

Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.
by Lawlspirit January 1, 2020
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Christmas Eve Eve

Something stupid that teenage white girls say because they think it actually exists
Jenna said to me, “Merry Christmas Eve Eve,” this morning like a complete retard
by Davematt34 December 23, 2021
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