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Canada is a country in North America. Its ten provinces and three territories extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific and northward into the Arctic Ocean, covering 9.98 million square kilometres, making it the world's second-largest country by total area. It is a cold country, with an average temperature of −5.35 degrees Celsius.
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Take me to Canada

My moms brother took me to Canada last night

Take me to Canada daddy
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canada's history

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.
Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.
by sicksega February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness
Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.
by DA-U February 4, 2010
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Canada

Dear post number 6 on the word Canada,

You forgot
"My name is Joe and I am Canadian!"
Canada is amazing
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Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."
That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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Shelby's Canada

where we get za shicken shawarma!!
"Hey wanna get some Shelby's Canada?"
"no
Grabs gun.
"we are gong to shelby's"
"OK"
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