communist canada

Canada is now a filthy commie. It is now your “opp”.

Communist canada will never be the same ;(

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 1, 2023

Canada

A Country With 10 Provinces And 3 Territories Which Include: Nova Scotia New Brunswick Prince Edward Island Newfoundland And Labrador Quebec Ontario Manitoba Saskatchewan Alberta British Colombia
The Territories Include: Nunavut Northwest Territories Yukon Large Cities Include: Toronto Montreal Calgary Vancouver Victoria Halifax Winnipeg And Edmonton Canada Is The Second Largest Country With 9,984,670 km2 (6204186.302 in miles) and it is the 9th largest gdp at 1.643 Trillion (1.27 usd) it is a firm NATO member and has a population of 38.01 Million

I am moving to canada tommorow

by canadianthegreat June 16, 2022

Canada

Canada isn't a country but a theme park the money looks like something you could get at a fair and their passports glow in the dark Canada is also home to the rare species known as a gamer girl

"Canada is a theme park"

by beagle bee June 7, 2021

Canada's History

The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.

The Man died while attempting to perform Canada's History on stage.

by Blue orange March 3, 2010

Canada Dry

The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.

"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "

by Soupy Man 69 January 27, 2022

Canada's History

Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.

Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.

by bowmand19852 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.

Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.

by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010