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Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.
"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"
by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018
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by Lovelife94 October 19, 2021
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Christmas asshole

It means your an asshole every other day besides Christmas
You such an Christmas asshole
by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020
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christmas is the best holiday ever. it’s so fun and u get lots of gifts. lots of friends and family too. srry jewish people.
by i_love_xmas November 21, 2021
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Christmas Coochie

When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"
by CrackIsWackYo October 21, 2019
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Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
by J_tits November 11, 2011
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It's the most wonderful time of the year. It signifies time of when baby Jesus came into our world. People tend to decorate their houses with blow up characters which light up at night. Some also like to decorate their car with reindeer antlers so the car kinda looks like a reindeer... but not so much that you think "oh my there's a reindeer on the road!"
People most often decorate their house on the first week of December. Australia is pretty crap at decorating the outside of their houses, but some have skill. Australians also love to drive around their suburb and beyond, in search for the best Christmas-house. As soon as it hits the 26th of December it becomes boxing day and the Christmas spirit is immediately extinguished as people pack up all their Christmas decorations.
"omg its a month before Christmas! time to set up my Christmas tree!"
by The Grinch's Worst Nightmare October 24, 2018
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