Headphones and shield in one for masters of the art
Please note: Books can be used by others but only true masters can obtain the skill of blocking out noise and people only by reading
Please note: Books can be used by others but only true masters can obtain the skill of blocking out noise and people only by reading
Friend: “hey! What is your book about?”
Friend: “helloooo.”
Me: “what?”
Friend: “ i said what is your book about?”
Me: “oh sorry the bad guy komitted suicide because he was forced to
Friend: “yeah great bye.”
Friend: “helloooo.”
Me: “what?”
Friend: “ i said what is your book about?”
Me: “oh sorry the bad guy komitted suicide because he was forced to
Friend: “yeah great bye.”
by Yeetus.the.T-rex March 31, 2020
Get the Bookmug. Cai : this is not wattpad
Me : what do you mean? I read it in a book-
Cai : yeah wattpad irl cause it's a book
Me : what do you mean? I read it in a book-
Cai : yeah wattpad irl cause it's a book
by Snows a dumb@ss September 25, 2022
Get the Bookmug. by Love_pink February 20, 2011
Get the Bookmug. A book is something that absolutely destroys every fabric of your soul; it crushes you mentally and still makes you fall in love with it.
'This book is fantastic!' Josh told to his friend. Sabrina was confused. 'You were just crying about it?' Josh had a tear falling down his cheek. 'What's your point?'
by oh god im dead January 25, 2022
Get the Bookmug. (Insult)
Calling someone a book means that they are easily obtainable and manipulatable. Can be used as a term to call someone a slag/man slag
Calling someone a book means that they are easily obtainable and manipulatable. Can be used as a term to call someone a slag/man slag
Person 1: Omg Becky is such a book!
Person 2: Omg I know. She’s always got lads on her.
Person 3: No guys, Matt is more of a book than Becky
Person 2: Omg I know. She’s always got lads on her.
Person 3: No guys, Matt is more of a book than Becky
by Kentucky-Fried-Nisha May 29, 2019
Get the Bookmug. A vet b used to describe someone. It stands for boring overly obnoxious kompla.
A kompla in this context is a complicated koala.
A kompla in this context is a complicated koala.
by iamadinosaur June 13, 2016
Get the Bookmug. By Throbert Buster
Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025
Get the The Oldest Book in The Treemug.