books

books are so horrible, especially when you are forced to read them. only loners and people who aren't vaccinated read books. books definitely don't make you much smarter because its overwhelming and THE most boring thing to ever do. while you're reading a book you're probably thinking about something else and then not even know what you just read. they are a waste of time.

"the last thing that i will ever choose to do for fun is read books."

by urnotfunny April 28, 2020

Book Addict

Someone who is a hopeless romantic and loves reading. They read spicy or soft romances and want what the characters have. They haven’t had a stable relationship in a while

Oh look! She is a book addict! She is already reading Twisted book 4!!

by Loreleigilm0r3 November 2, 2023

book

something you find in library's

Read a book you dumbass

by A Mango April 16, 2018

Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline

Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''

by mreow :3 March 23, 2024

Books

(Noun) A slang term used to describe difficult-to-understand females. The, 'look at the front cover and read the back before opening up' kind.

A: "yo foo let's go searching books at the club, my dog is barking"

by 914unkkkkk May 26, 2024

booked

booked is a verb that discribes the action of crazy feminists whooo hit men in the head with a book or a magazine. They most oftenly use a dictionary as their weapon of choice.

"Fuck, Juliette just booked me again. Fucking feminist!"
"Dude, I just got motherfucking booked on the hat by some crazy feminist female."

by squeekygamequebec April 16, 2022

Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.

I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019