Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.
by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021
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To be a boyfriend to someone. "Boyfriend" used as a verb.
"Ella is so pretty."
"I know, I really wanna boyfriend her."
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 03, 2020
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you're not my boyfriend
by the J creater July 02, 2021
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someone who is always there for you before anyone else is , someone who LOVES you . someone you can hangout with . the person that you depend evrything with . someone who treats you good .
wow i have a great ass boyfriend
by urfaveamerican October 03, 2019
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boyfriend material ;)
Person 1: Have you seen Johnny depp?

Person 2: YEAH HES SO HOT AND SEXY AND IS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL!
by DADDY DEPP April 17, 2022
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The everything of our life. He is supposed to be there and be annoying. He is supposed to wake you up (even tho you might get mad,and most definitely be you soulmate forever and ever.
by Legacy420 June 17, 2018
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