Half Q

Half Quarter

Could you give me a Half Q of weed

by Zala123 March 25, 2019

half-assed

Meaning really fucking stupid, not right in the head

Hes very very half-assed

by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019

Half a bat

Is used when a charver is going to hit you lightly, not with their full potential.....e.g half a punch.

1)ere' if ya dont shut up ill give ya half a bat.

2) Half a bat ull go down twice

by Hormoaning October 17, 2003

half-dreaming

That feeling when you are dreaming, but you know you are waking up, so you keep your eyes closed and try to stretch the dream out.

Woman: Hey, it's time to get up. Why are you still laying in bed?
Man: Ah, I was half-dreaming.
Woman: Oh, yeah? What about?
Man: I was talking to Richard Marx about his musical style and how awesome it would be to jam together.

by Fayyt Ignatti December 27, 2016

half and mild

When you smoke the first half of a Black and Mild blunt, the half you are left with is known as a half and mild.

Broseph: Hey bruh you wanna light up that half and mild you have left over from last weekend?

Broskittle: Hell yeah turtle bro we're gonna get so retarded!

by ToastedCracker September 15, 2013

half wank

This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.

Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.

by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011

Half As Interesting

The YouTube channel equivalent of "this could have been an email."

A real explanation is that Half As Interesting makes short videos that ask somewhat simple questions about weird topics that are almost always answered very, very concisely after 5 minutes of expositional dawdling. Every single video could be turned into a single Q and A tweet with context below.

by kjoshua December 4, 2021