Egg in face

The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.

Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.

by thteer January 15, 2013

egg layer

A woman, with a huge bum and skinny legs.
Who also happens to waddle because of her funny shape.

Omg look at that egg layer, I wonder how many she's popped out!

by hello gorgeous October 4, 2008

Daft Egg

A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.

Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"

by Mashyyylalala May 15, 2011

eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

swag egg

the coolest discord admin you could come across, generally the most swag person you could come across online

wow swag egg is the best mod ever!! :D

by swag egg August 5, 2020

time egg

A Time Egg is a Time Traveling Device that freezes time and temporarily halts the space-time continuum to perform a certain task usually replacing people, objects, or events depending on the situation to alter certain or particular events that have already happened. The reason being is to change history or achieve greater goals that are impossible to use without the device.

In Chrono Trigger, Gaspar the Guru of Time along with Spekkio allowed the time traveling heros to use the time egg to halt time, replace Crono with the clone, and save Crono.

by dsleaz April 25, 2009

egg holder

Armpit

I'll tickle your egg holder

by Scornman June 4, 2018