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the driving crooner

a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this
driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby
by anonymous June 28, 2023
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Spiral Driving

Being really crappy at driving in an online game
Boi 1: don’t worry I got this
Boi 2: dude you are spiral driving
Bois:ded
by Thiccbeans September 19, 2018
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madrid drive by

Fucking many Spanish chicks in the span of 5 hours.
by Submarine crew August 7, 2014
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test drive

Trying something that you've recently bought for the first time, e.g. "test driving" a pack of caffeine pills bearing the brand "Tombocantuxin" to keep you awake whilst staying up late doing mountaining college assignments
I just got a pack of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, so I'm going to take them for a test drive tonight while I finish my college assignments and see if they really help me stay awake!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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drive by

To stop by someones house for a quick hook up and head out promptly. Just enough time to accomplish what you need but then on with your day.
"oh ya, I'm stopping by Dylan on my way home from work for a drive by, so I should be home by 7."
by letthewordsoverflow May 24, 2024
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Drive by

To drive passed a person's house bring them drugs.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 9, 2020
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Drive The Bus

The act of sticking your thumb in a girls anus while hitting it doggie style and moving the thumb to make a motion similar to driving a motorized vehicle with a steering wheel.
Michelle: Ow fuck Dillon what was that
Dillon: Sorry honey I just always wanted to drive the bus
by DillyDp22 June 26, 2018
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