by beadleblazr43 July 2, 2018

Double squirrel is when a women takes a males erect penis in both ends
( vagina and mouth) then simultaneously grasps the male ball sacks with a considerable amount of force, resulting in the men screaming out loud in pain then followed up by both men punching her in the face.....
( vagina and mouth) then simultaneously grasps the male ball sacks with a considerable amount of force, resulting in the men screaming out loud in pain then followed up by both men punching her in the face.....
Hey boys Josh and me (Evan) fucked this slut up last night after she performed a double squirrel.....
by Up ya bum July 16, 2019

The action of a squirrel and/or chipmunk unknowingly tormenting my dog while she is trapped on the other side of the window. Common affects caused on the dog are, but not limited to: whining, barking, whimpering, general anxiety caused by something you want being right outside your reach.
The squirrels outside our living room window were on aware of the squirrelmenting they were causing on the dog inside.
by Valuablecache October 26, 2019

Evil wizards in disguise trying to take over the world
Don't let them fool you with they're adorableness, their disguises are created from the corpses of innocent animals. If you see one, murder it immediately.
Don't let them fool you with they're adorableness, their disguises are created from the corpses of innocent animals. If you see one, murder it immediately.
person 1: ''HEY look a squirrel :D''
person 2: ''WHERE?''
person 1: ''THERE, look how adorable he is :DD''
person 1: NO WHAT ARE U DOINg STOP IT''
person 2: ''WHERE?''
person 1: ''THERE, look how adorable he is :DD''
person 1: NO WHAT ARE U DOINg STOP IT''
by WizardHunter2122 June 28, 2022

When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.
by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"
by Nellyburger March 30, 2023

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013
