Big Lemon

WOE BE UPON THEE WHO TOUCH THE BIG LEMON WITH AMPLE HANDS!

Roses are red
I live in Yemen
Woe be upon thee
Who touches the big lemon

by Mrs obama February 2, 2020

Green lemon

A tropical Texas fruit

Alondra was eating a green lemon while chugging her juice.

by ReiK March 31, 2020

Lemon

Fanfics for horny people

"Jason, what are you reading"
"Some lemons"
"Then why are you jerking off"
"Because I'm reading lemons"

by NSFW Fanfition April 30, 2020

Lemon

When someone is being cowardly or a prude towards certain subjects or somebody who is just very scared,

Alternatively it can mean someone is being a kill joy.

Girl 1 - I don’t know I’m kinda nervous

Girl 2 - oh come on stop being such a lemon

by Dingusmcbutto May 8, 2020

I lemon you.

"I lemon you." means “I am jealous of you” or “I hate you”. It’s commonly used between close friends. The origin of this phrase is uncertain, but it may have something to do with the feeling you get after eating a lemon, which makes you uneasy, unhappy, or a little bit angry.

-My sugar daddy just bought me a fancy car.
- I lemon you.

by Double-Clips May 9, 2020

Picking Lemons

When a character is doing something dumb in a horror movie that will probably result in their death. Not necessarily always ending in the characters death, though the danger of the situation is obvious to those watching.

"Did you hear Maria was exploring that abandoned house the other day?"
"The one that was owned by the serial killer?
"Yeah, she's totally Picking Lemons"

by clawfullgood May 24, 2020

Lemon

Sour as fuck always gets rejected!

Hey theres lemon!

by teacher.Bah February 24, 2020