IE: Ì was at the pawn shop trying to get some dough but those cheap Jew crew bastards low balled me.
by cheapfuckingbastard September 2, 2010
Get the Jew Crewmug. A list of various members of the Jewish religion created in an effort to highlight Jewish contributions to human society. Lists are typically found in places like Poland, Boca Raton and Rolling Stones message boards.
Typical Jew List:
Albert Einstein
Maimonides
Don Rickles
Shaggy from "Scooby Doo"
Simon Bar Kochba
Sammy Davis Jr.
Jackie Mason
Red Auerbach
Albert Einstein
Maimonides
Don Rickles
Shaggy from "Scooby Doo"
Simon Bar Kochba
Sammy Davis Jr.
Jackie Mason
Red Auerbach
by Rodney_King August 1, 2008
Get the Jew Listmug. Individuals who hate and blame persons of the Jewish ethnicity due to their own failures and insecurity.
Bob: The reason I cant get a Job is because all the Jews own them, they also own all the money in the world and dont share.
Todd: Don't Jews only make up 0.1% of the population?
Bob: ya but Im telling you there everywhere
Todd: lets be jew haters whenever things dont go our way
Bob: ya lets make up more reasons to hate them not based on facts
Todd: Don't Jews only make up 0.1% of the population?
Bob: ya but Im telling you there everywhere
Todd: lets be jew haters whenever things dont go our way
Bob: ya lets make up more reasons to hate them not based on facts
by Steve18553 September 21, 2009
Get the Jew Hatermug. by Lolz12234 September 23, 2011
Get the Jewing it upmug. The Fuzzy place where jews go after they turn queer from being in jail, or walmart, or court, or mcdonalds, or taco bell, or the bank, or gas station. Usually a jewish person . Or someone who knows a jew. and if and only if they have some sort of hole. (ASS)
by E to the Snizzy Dizzy Do August 21, 2008
Get the Jew Holemug. Having you and/or a freind find a jewish person, or somebody that resembles a jewish person and placing objects like cake tins or lunch box lids on their heads, whilst spouting 'Cap the Jew'. Anything can be used as a 'Jew cap' really, and the dirtier the better, you really want to mess up that jews hair in the process.
Capper 1: Antthony look at boris he looks like a fuckin jew
Capper 2 (Anthony): haha put that lid on his head like a jew cap
Capper 1 walks over to where the jew is standing and places himself behind the jew inconspicuously with the lunchbox lid behind his back
Capper 1: CAP THE JEW!
Capper 1 places the lid on the jews head resembling a jewish skulll cap and gets all manner of crums and shit in the jews hair, the jew seems embaressed and insulted, yet is too much of a jew to do anything about it
Capper 2: nice, you got that jew
Capper 2 (Anthony): haha put that lid on his head like a jew cap
Capper 1 walks over to where the jew is standing and places himself behind the jew inconspicuously with the lunchbox lid behind his back
Capper 1: CAP THE JEW!
Capper 1 places the lid on the jews head resembling a jewish skulll cap and gets all manner of crums and shit in the jews hair, the jew seems embaressed and insulted, yet is too much of a jew to do anything about it
Capper 2: nice, you got that jew
by Sam gofton December 29, 2007
Get the Cap the jewmug. by Szechuan August 14, 2008
Get the Jew Acrobaticsmug.