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Army girlfriend

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019
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I love my girlfriend

For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you
by XXx_Ilovemygirlfriend_xXX January 8, 2025
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Therion girlfriend

a girlfriend that is not real but in you imagination goonotizes you
I just got my very first therion girlfriend
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Girlfriended

To be categorised separately from someone's main social group.

Refers to the act of not allowing your social life to crossover with your sex life.
Person 1: I'm heading out for my 18th with my mates.

Person 2: Oh hey how come you didn't ask me to join?

Person 1: Nah we'll do something on the weekend for it.

Person 2: Woah since when have I been girlfriended?
by SilverToffee May 23, 2009
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National Beat Yo Girlfriend Day

Dont forget about National Beat Yo Girlfriend Day on July 28th beat tf outta her bro
by Dracccc July 24, 2025
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girlfriend

A replacement of your right / left hand, also known as "something YOU are not getting" and "lover".
Dude 1: Oh dude, you remember that girl, Sara? Yeah, now she is my girlfriend.

Dude 2: Oh yikes bro, bet she's gonna be better than your left hand.
by e - girl March 15, 2019
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Ask your girlfriend out day

The day to stop being a lazy ass boyfriend and ask your girlfriend out in a date
Take her to a restaurant of the movies.
You can cook a nice diner and Watch a movie together

Surprise her its ask your girlfriend out day
by Fakkabitches November 11, 2020
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