Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.

I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?

by kali0055 August 20, 2013

Rule Z

Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.

We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.

by Rmistiff December 7, 2011

Notorious B I G Z

A name of well to be known upcoming Rapper, aka Big Z, or Fireman. Dropping his mixtape soon. The mixtape is featuring E Squared entering yo mom's pussy.

kid: did you here that new rapper, Notorious B I G Z ?
other kid: yea hes pretty tight

by Sky Bird August 6, 2011

Z-Balls

When a zombie apocalypse show gives you just enough to make you watch it but not enough action to satisfy.

"This new season of 'The Walking Dead' is so slow.....it's giving me a nasty case of Z-balls."

by KennedyisFunny October 30, 2011

z w e e m babababa

z w e e m babababa is funny meme lmaoo laugh out loud funny dog look scrumbulated babababa

guy1: "i was looking at funny memes on breakingbadfunny.com"

guy2: "bro thats dumb asf i found better meme lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!11!1!!1!1!"

guy1: "bro what is it??!?!?!?/!!??1!11"

guy3: "z w e e m babababa"

by DeeboTheGoose January 20, 2023

U R Y I X S Z

An acronym? Or abbreviation? Letters, words, a sentence?

"D'ya try, um, U-y X-z? New generation social network.
Connection innovative focused on community! =)"
You are why I exist -U R Y I X S Z

by yxist January 22, 2023

Gen Z

Crybabies with no social skills or work ethic. Their parents never disciplined them; they have been spoiled. Very fragile people. They cry to the authorities whenever they have a problem with someone, rather than be assertive and successfully resolving issues with people. A common, passive-aggressive revenge tactic of their is to ruin their reputation when they are a very safe distance away from them, rather than confronting them. They are the coworker who will often call out "sick" because they are in a bad mood, or hungover; can't handle stress; have to be micromanaged every second. They are not prepared to deal with the real world where they have to work with people who are different than them.

Don't hire Gen Z. They will either show up to work late or not at all. They want to have all their weekends off so they can drink and do stupid, degenerate activities in parking lots on weekend nights, or complete level 100 for their favorite video game. At work, they will stand around, goofing off on their phones, ignoring your customers. They will complain to HR if you raise your voice at them for being not productive. They will begin to cry when they're stressed out.

by Felis_Catus_Lover January 25, 2023