Fake ass Yezzys

The word describes the action of someone wearing fake yezzys whenthe Shoe Nazis look that those shoes they scream Fake ass Yezzys!

Look at that faggot he's wearing Fake ass Yezzys

by That Kid on the corner April 6, 2017

ass hair braider

-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.

Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider

by Serial March 11, 2004

The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass

Derived from an ancient story of French decent. The French bastards were searching for the lost city of Heracleum. Egypt was desperately trying to locate their city of gold which had become submerged under water some 2300 years ago (rough estimate). Egypt was well on their way to locating the city when they discovered the technique of tying pyramid rocks to their asses to pull them down significantly faster. French also had a good technique, they would take live lobsters and shove them up their ass so the tail would stick out and flap around acting as a propeller. There is no clear evidence as to who discovered this city, if it was discovered at all. Some say it was discovered but kept hidden. It is fairly evident that the Egyptians technique did not work considering 45 of the 46 test dummies never surfaced again. The only person to surface only did so because when he got to the bottom he allegedly shoved a lobster up his ass to propel him to the top. When he surfaced he had one quote before he died of unknown causes. He said "What the fuck were we thinking?!" in some strange tongue (some believe this tongue to be Egyptian, due to the fact that Egyptian was his nationality).

A great dispute started over who created the "'Tail' of the Lobster-Ass" due to the death of the Egyptian. This caused a great battle involving the Egyptions taking two lobsters to the sleeping French shoving one WAAYYYYY up his asshole and clamping one to the frenulum of his penis. Some believe this is the beginning of era where the French become large salty assholes, due to the large lobster, fresh out of the the salt water, being shoved up their ass. No correlation was made the lobster clamping onto their penal skin.

Now-a-days this is a common prank done among teenagers but the teenagers need to be really really fucking hammered to the point where the victim wont remember how he got the lobster in his ass. He wakes up questioning himself. This prank is extra funny because it often convinces the teenager that he is gay with a lobster fetish.

Never used in everyday dialog except to say, "What fucking moron wrote the definition of The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass?"

by Doug Funny and PorkChop February 19, 2010

delirious from the ass

something really delirious

maybe insanely funny or stupidly wrong

the sentence is used in Israel and is a translation from Hebrew slang

this exam is bullshit - this teacher is delirious from the ass

thus guy kills me he is so funny - its delirious from the ass

by YT AKA junglerat October 20, 2008

Booshie ass nigga

A lazy person who has no sense of time, terrible at video games, very weak physically, can't fight to save their life, has no money, and no game.

You met my boy Lonnie? No but I heard he's a booshie ass nigga.

by Johndizzle60nizzle September 12, 2015

Slap Ass Month

This month is for ass slapping you're allowed to slap mandem ass only, no girl is allowed to get ass slapped
This can only be in February 2020

Girl: Its slap ass month let's go slap mandem ass booty
Boys: We better do ten toes before they grab our ass

(Grab ass month can only be in February 2020) ( no grabbing of ass, slapping only )

by I'mNigerianbutidonotdo419 February 4, 2020

no talent ass clown

one who just is a complete and total loser all around no ifs ands or buts about it

woody allen-what the fuck has woody allen done except make some of the stupidist peices of shit movies ive ever seen

by fuck you, thats my name June 13, 2003