When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis out and smacks the woman on each side of the face giving her fecal sideburns so she looks like Martin Van Buren.
Post anal sex, the man pulled out, slapped her each side of the face with his dick giving her a dirty van buren.
by webmnkey37 July 23, 2010
When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.
You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.
by Stingy Guts October 02, 2023
A guy who pretends to be a great writer/storyteller then tarnishes everything that previously made him appealing only to reveal his true nature as a poor director
Neil Druckman was a great writer in 'The Last Of Us' but when he directed 'The Last Of Us 2' he became a dirty Neil Druckman.
by usdamma June 28, 2020
by Scott Taulbee September 07, 2006
When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.
by Autobot Hero April 29, 2009
Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?
Dude 2 - Yeah , why?
Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?
Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol
Dude 2 - Yeah , why?
Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?
Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol
by troubledemon January 28, 2011
to replace the typical work day nooner where you and a co-worker make passionate love in the store room closet.
If you miss your nooner, there is always a dirty 4:30.
If you miss your nooner, there is always a dirty 4:30.
Dac took Alana into the back for a Dirty 4:30 while Jay watched.
I just had a dirty 4:30 in Alana's mouth.
I just had a dirty 4:30 in Alana's mouth.
by Dalana September 03, 2009