I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

i am not resisting

when a karen or chad He's resisting law enforcement. This is what they scream.

i am not resisting Officer

by thatmangotaplan April 20, 2022

I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it

"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."

by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022

i lead you to die

incredible teleboarder. see teleboards.

I Lead You To Die is my god.

by Mike. January 29, 2005

can I get a piece

Question phrase requesting either an item, or a portion of an item. May also have sexual connotations.

1)"Yo man, can I get a piece a that donut?"
2)"Goddamn, can I get a piece of THAT."

by Irick April 26, 2004

I like you for who you are

The way a guy says you are to fat for that dress.

Honey, that mini skirt looks great even with the seams torn, besides, I like you for who you are.

by bigc3031 May 28, 2004

hilar-e-i

A lazy man's word for hilarious. More funny than hilarious but not funny enough to actually say the entire word.

Jo: It was as hard as putting my beanbags in her turd cutter.
Jem: That's hilar-e-i!!

by jo & jem November 30, 2004