Dicks Out For Slaking

Just like the popular meme "Dicks Out For Harambe" but towards another ape like creature.

Dude 1: Hey have you heard about our lord and savior slaking?
Dude 2: Um you mean harambe right?
Dude 1: no wrong gorilla...
*Dude 2 googles the word "Slaking"
Dude 2: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude 1: DICKS OUT FOR SLAKING!

by TerryForPrez August 21, 2016

lil limp dick

usually someone with attributes of being a vagina/pussy and backing down like a lil bitch... or has very small penis with erectile disfunction as well.

yo bitch yous a lil limp dick ass nikkuh the way you was actin up in that bitch ho!

by bilboe bagginz April 17, 2010

big dick energy

ethan bray. that’s it that’s the definition.

big dick energy? you mean ethan bray?

by sameoldrhymes September 3, 2018

big dick jacob

its big but not that big

she told me that im a big dick jacob

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

post-show dick

The act of receiving oral sex after excreting ball juice for 3+ hours while grooving at a concert.

Other uses : post-show dick'ed

dude you should have seen that wook's face when she went down to blow me and got a big whiff of my post-show dick!

by phishsux January 4, 2010

cheif little dick

Back in the time of the old west. A man named Cody, who has such a low self esteem that he has to feed everyone full of shit so he can feel better about himself for "knowing" things that no one cares about. also he has such a small dick that every girls he has ever fucked had the fresh smell of tic tac surrounding her. the rest of the tribe named him man who lays in bed with to many small children. He was the son of cheif hunts with cock and he had big shoes to fill. One day he got sick of the ridicule from the other indians so he started a plot to kill his father and become cheif so he could make the people pay. He planned to poison his father but when it came time he mixed up the poison with some herbal inhansers to make the testicules of a man bigger and stronger.The next day cheif hunts with cock woke up with a massive erection and declaired,"i will now go to the land of vegas and make a motion picture with myself in the nude!" Before leaving he made man who lays in bed with to many small children cheif and changed his name to Cheif little dick.

Damn he pulled a cheif little dick by raping that cat

i have a massive boner unlike cheif little dick

by Man who runs with bitches January 12, 2012

Get Dis Dick

slang term used to upset another person who is trying to insult you or talk to you negatively.

Tom: why are you always an asshole to everyone??

marty : get dis dick nigga!

by thug fuckin militant September 29, 2011