brown noodle

when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis

dude, i totally had a brown noodle last night

by danny defeeto March 2, 2019

DA Brown

also known as "Whiskey Dick", meaning that this person can't even make himself stand up at attention, often misleading and spineless, likes to hug men, has never drank even one sip of an alcoholic beverage, fearful of shadows to include his own, and often walks around in his leisure with his dick tucked between his legs yelling out "vagina man" as even he himself doesn't feel he is deserving of possessing his own dick.

Man I'm as worthless as a DA Brown, when it comes to making a decision!

by BJ JJRB March 2, 2017

Gabe Brown

A stupid lil fag who thinks he can get away with anything. Hes ignorant and super fucking dumb and looks like a rat. No one likes him

Did you see those to bOys kiss? It was prolly gabe brown and river

by Hdyndymdh October 31, 2019

Brown Highway

When you fuck a girl or get the the 2 spot, aka butthole, aka brown eye

Hey mike a, last night I took the brown Highway with that chick from the bar

by NutsTucked April 20, 2019

osmosis brown

My girlfriend's dogs friggin name

Osmosis brown stop shitting on the floor

by Tater Hoss January 13, 2017

Brown Bubbler

When someone inserts booze into their asshole and another person licks up the shot as he or she farts.

You wanna do a brown bubbler?

by Candy Thomson February 14, 2015

Brown Brutus

A massive turd so big and girthy it feels like your getting stabbed in the ass as it passes.

Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.

I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018