Unicorn

When a type one diabetics blood sugar is exactly at 100, which can be rare, so, they call it a unicorn.

Violet- look at my blood sugar, it's 100!

Mya- Oh wow, it's a unicorn!

by vbragg1 September 8, 2025

Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.

"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Unicorn

While your lady is casually dropping a loaf, walk in and place the tip of your member up against her forehead whilst shouting “unicorn”. She will love this…results may vary

Bill: did you hear about Geoff? He gave his wife a unicorn…his wake is on Tuesday”

by Maybe on Wednesday February 22, 2025

spicy unicorn

Covering a dildo in hot sauce, strap to your forehead and insert accordingly…

George asked Tom, did you give her the spicy unicorn last night?

by Brooke bick February 27, 2025

《¤》Unicorn《¤》Skin《¤》uniCorn《¤》SkUin《¤》unicorN《¤》skiN《¤》

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《¤》Unicorn《¤》Skin《¤》uniCorn《¤》SkUin《¤》unicorN《¤》skiN《¤》

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off someone's erect penis

Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"

"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"

Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.

by B-Jects March 12, 2025