two cent whore

a person whose sexual acts are only worth two cents and has a lot of STDs

She is nothing but a two cent whore

by blah May 13, 2005

meat and two vag

A threesome between one man and two ladies.

Fenella! You look breathless. What on earth's the matter?

I've just had a vigorous meat and two vag with the Reverend and Lady Asquith.

by Jonathan Lecun September 15, 2007

goody two shoes

A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Oh no, she wouldn't even think of going to that house party. She's such a little goody two shoes."

by the-anomaly July 8, 2006

Two bit whore

A 25 cent prostitute

"Your nothin but a two bit whore"

by Robyns May 12, 2018

Goody Two-Shoes

(noun)
Belittling and insulting term for a person who won't do anything that can be regarded as "wrong" or "immoral". A male or female who perceives him/herself (or is believed to perceive him/herself) as morally superior - often also God-fearing and full-bloodedly American.
(Disclaimer: Not very urban or very modern slang these days, though.)

See also: politically correct, Pollyannaish, Daddy's Little Girl

So you spent all your money to give to the homeless, then went to singing in church and now you won't engage in oral sex with me? Why, aren't YOU miss Goody Two-Shoes today?

by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011

Two and a Half-some

Two people are having sex. The third person is having oral sex performed on himself/herself by one of the people having sex.

Guy One: Yo, I totally took those two girls back home at the same time; it was awesome.
Guy two: You had a threesome?
Guy one: Not exactly. I only boned one of the chicks and ate the other one out at the same time. It was a Two and a Half-some.
Guy two: You are a legend!

by Dobs October 21, 2007