kuma troll

an old hairy man that likes to have sex with inanimate objects.

Your dad is a fucking Kuma Troll, he fucked your sister's barbie dolls!

teehee.

by oommmfgggkuma troll January 6, 2008

Troll Spam

When internet trolls put links into their already annoying long winded posts.

Those birther idiots are now sending troll spam with about a half dozen links in it, as if their diarrhea of the mouth wasn't enough.

by Tolkien Ed May 14, 2011

troll ticket

Slang for a single dose of LSD on blotter paper.

I took three troll tickets earlier, and things are starting to get pretty weird.

by Andrew Hartline March 14, 2006

Troll brain

"Troll brain" refers to what happens when your testicles are side-by-side and are pressed firmly against the clothing covering your testicles; which will leave you with a "troll brain."

When the coach leaned back in his chair, wearing sweat pants, he opened his legs to reveal his troll brain.

by Karl_Hungus July 1, 2005

ghetto trolling

The act of walking, riding, cruising, or strolling through a ghetto. Usually done to inspect, examine or to just liesure away time.

The gangstas went ghetto trolling through 'da ghetto', in Rocky Mountain House.

by Sire of Longfadank/ Ratbo of K August 1, 2008

Toll Troll

The person that works in the toll booths.

Since we don't have an electronic pass, we have to stop and pay the toll troll.

by Zaalka March 4, 2009

traffic troll

Also known as a flagperson, one who wears brightly coloured work clothes and directs traffic. Usually carries a handheld traffic control sign with "stop" and "slow" written on either side. Most often seen around construction zones to ensure vehicle and pedestrian traffic flows safely past the work area.

"Hey, that traffic troll let everyone else through but made me stop!";
"We can't get down that road, traffic trolls are blocking it while they fill some potholes."

by Scarecrow7 January 13, 2008