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TOP 4 IS OFFICIALLY OVER. WE HAVE CONCEDED 6 FUCKING GOALS TO MANCHESTER SHITTY IN TOTAL. OUR DEFENSE ARE A BUNCH OF STATUE OF LIBERTIES NOT MARKING ANYONE OR STOPPING THE FUCKING CROSS FROM COMING IN. TERMINATE MAGUIRE'S CONTRACT. HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO PLAY FOR THE FUCKING BADGE LET ALONE THE PREM. HE JUST SAT THERE AND LET THE DAMN CROSS COME RIGHT IN AND LET DE BRUYNE SCORE UNMARKED TWICE. MAHREZ SCORES UNMARKED. WHERE IS THE DAMN DEFENSE? TOO SCARED TO GET COVID BECAUSE YOU WONT MARK ANYONE? WE GOT TRASHED 4-1. FOUR FUCKING ONE. WORST DEFEAT BY CITY IN A LONG FUCKING TIME. GET RID OF EVERYONE IN THIS JOKE CLUB. I AM SICK AND TIRED AND I AM ABOUT TO GET RID OF MY UNITED SHIRTS. I AM DONE WATCHING SHITTY PREFORMANCES EVERY FUCKING WEEK. WE WILL NOT WIN THE UCL AND WE WONT GET TOP 4. THIS CLUB IS OFFICIALLY FINISHED. MIGHT ASWELL DELETE THE DAMN CLUB BECAUSE WE WILL GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE. WE WILL GET DESTROYED BY LIVERPOOL, LOSE TO ARSENAL, DROP POINTS TO SPURS, AND LOSE TO CHELSEA. WE ARE AN EMBERASSING CLUB AND WE ARE A MEME. SUCH A FUCKING JOKE. MAGUIRE AND LINDELOF? FRED AND MCTOMINAY IN THE FUCKING DERBY? FUCK OFF. RANGNICK IS OLE IN DISGUISE . SHIT SHIT SHIT.
by VëN0mbúÑny June 2, 2022
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Top secret

When your bigger brother/ sister hides something on the top shelf and you don't know what it is because you're too short to see it.
My brother has been bothering me with that top secret for months.
by Psevo nim July 20, 2017
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Top shelf

When something or someone is as good as it can be
That's a top shelf Mercedes

That's a top shelf black girl
by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019
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Crackhead (Top)

The dominant figure in a sexual relationship whom also has crackhead energy.
Crackhead (Top)- noun.
“*He removes his Minecraft chestplate and leggings.* Move your bed next to mine.~”
by WelcomeToHell,HowMayIHelpYou October 22, 2019
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crank top

When you have a tank top that is cropped to become a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.
Woah, that crank top makes you look really cute AND swole!
by karliskool October 22, 2020
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Run the tops

The act of requesting someone to play the well known roblox game of "Future tops" in a 1v1 fassion.
Hey man, how about you run the tops since you lack the skill to breath
by FrisherTops July 10, 2021
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hood top

From the hood but at the top
by Liluzililuzi January 4, 2023
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