squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 14, 2017

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squirrel trap

When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit

Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap

by chickenass69lol January 14, 2022

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Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.

Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.

by Goatybastard October 31, 2015

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A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In

Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week

by Rickey Spanish June 09, 2020

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Sierra Running barefoot catching squirrels to make hats.

Hey what are you doing tomorrow after B.B.W.B ridding?
Oh nothing going Squirrel Chase'n. They call me the Squirrel Chaser

by Elhood April 15, 2011

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Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.

by That_Guy_Is_Awesome February 28, 2011

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Burying ones nuts inside a girl

That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!

by Rhoward September 19, 2017

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