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Double squirrel

Double squirrel is when a women takes a males erect penis in both ends

( vagina and mouth) then simultaneously grasps the male ball sacks with a considerable amount of force, resulting in the men screaming out loud in pain then followed up by both men punching her in the face.....
Hey boys Josh and me (Evan) fucked this slut up last night after she performed a double squirrel.....
by Up ya bum July 16, 2019
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squirreling

when a girl tries to get your nuts as far away from your body as is humanly possible
brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?

stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night
by Banterlope89 May 5, 2022
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squirrel dive

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.

Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.

If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.
by B00gle December 16, 2011
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Squirrel dancing

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see
"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"
by Thrownoffaroof August 9, 2016
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to squirrel it

To eat a large amount before you aren't going to be able to eat for a long time
Before going to the rock concert, one must remember to squirrel it so that they have enough energy to survive the night
by Carly Danger Wilson May 26, 2008
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Squirrel

Moose squirrel. Hello boys. A supernatural nickname for dean Winchester, since he is the shortest. Given the nickname by the one and only Crowley, the king of hell.
Moose, squirrel. Hello boys.
by Offofofof123 September 1, 2018
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Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair
by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018
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