Salty

The act of being sassy to a bitch who tests you. This usually results in a shade throw down. Use with caution

“Today Maria was sooo salty to Miss. Woods”

by That One Girllllll May 30, 2018

salty hamster

Mildly Irritating but still cute.

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.

by Destroyerkid237 November 27, 2017

Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

salty guava

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

Salty Spitoon

When you finish on a girls stomach or titties and you slurp up your cum off of her and spit it in their mouth.

Jen wanted to try something different so she got that 7/11 salty slurpee on her chest I had to slurp my chin up and spit it in her mouth, call it a salty spitoon.

by shithead steve August 19, 2022

Salty KitKat

When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat

Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard

by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021

salty

Containing salt.

This soup is too salty.

by Banana Mobile Device February 9, 2021