Brown Cork

The sound your dick makes when you remove it from an ass.

The "popping" sound I heard, like a cork being pulled out of a bottle, when I pulled my brown cork out of her ass.

by bentrod December 4, 2010

brown courage

pure molly, or MDMA. it has a brown tint to it, and when ingested, is scientifically proven to boost self esteem, confidence, and worth.

person 1: "i don't know how i'm going to be able to drink all day."

person 2: "hit up one stop and get on some of that brown courage"

by mehmetkoc October 22, 2011

Brown lover

When have the urge to shit in the middle of sex so you go and take your crap but you got freaky and grab a handle full of poo out of the toilet and you rub it on your chest and go back and finish the deed

I love Charlie he’s my brown lover! But last night it was a little ridiculous we got taco bell and we were both covered in shit!

by Mr.Morrill February 27, 2022

Brown-Trousering

Needing to take a dump while making a round trip between two towns and keeping it together until you sneeze right as you get home which results in you Brown-Trousering yourself.

" Dude I made the colossal mistake of having a big ole curry last night while drinking a box of beer. Nina was around and I was totally going to get my leg over until I went to the fridge I farted and started brown-trousering.

by CaliAngel May 15, 2018

Brown Pow

Brown pow is a term commonly used by mountain bikers, dirt bikers etc to describe the awesome riding conditions after a good rain. Rain in the summer or fall is to a mountain biker or dirt biker what fresh snow is to a snowboarder, skier or snowmobiler. Fresh snow makes a good powder day. Rain gives us "brown pow".

Now go send it!

It's raining! Gonna be some brown pow tomorrow! Who wants to go ride?

by KMS831 July 30, 2019

Brown veil

A phenomenon that occurs when an individuals butt crack hairs are welded together by flecks of poo, forcing one to “break and entry” before entering.

Tried to take the dirt road last night but she had a wicked brown veil

by The blood thirsty gynecologist September 20, 2019

Brown Brutus

A massive turd so big and girthy it feels like your getting stabbed in the ass as it passes.

Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.

I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018