by notthebananaguyfromthebanana December 23, 2023
Get the oklahoma city thundermug. War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.
Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
Get the War Thundermug. Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”
by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021
Get the Absolute thundermug. Daaaaamn, Dark Thunder was so great I wanted to jump and dance really weirdly like as if I was acoustic.
by iamVill May 19, 2018
Get the Dark Thundermug. This move is like crop dusting someone, but instead of giving a small fart you drop a massive fart bomb that is really loud and smells really bad.
by Toe anal June 14, 2019
Get the The rolling thundermug. The greatest fantasy football team name, and the greatest name in sports, an amazing organization, and have the best winning culture in all of sports
by BIGBILL35 September 12, 2020
Get the Thunder Chickensmug. a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.
"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"
by Behr July 4, 2008
Get the cock juggling thunder cuntmug.