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Zombie

See: Zombieland
A zombieis an undead entity that has usually been alive at one point in it's material existance. Has risen from the dead with one objective: To kill and eat all living things. (Preferably humans.) Considered one of the ways the world will -end- on 2012.

The what is considered only way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in either the heart or head,(See headshot.) preferably with a big gunBut even that is not enough. The 2nd rule of zombieland is to doubletap. It's only one bullet, and it isn't gonig to hurt you, is it? One more bullet for them, one less bloody and painfull way for you to die, and one less zombie. Everyone wins.

Zombies are also featured in video games such as Killing Floor, left 4 dead, and Call of duty. Many users have also modded source ( Half life 2,Counter Strike: Source,Garrys mod etcetra.)
Joe: Hey, Bill.
Bill: Yeah?
Joe: If there is ever a zombie apocolypse, can I use you as a meat sheild?
Bill: ...No.
by TheDailyFail January 2, 2011
mugGet the Zombiemug.

Zombie rabbit

When a person is really lazy but really fast at the same time.
"Yo you're such a zombie rabbit"
"Ikr!"
Zombie Rabbit
by OMGitzRabbitz January 27, 2016
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Zombie top

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population
Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire
by J nasty January 11, 2020
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zombie cat

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.
I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?
by beamguru August 8, 2025
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Zombie Bitch Slap

After using the Corpse Rudder you ejaculate in the hand then tickle their nose.
Carla woke up after the party to find she had been Zombie Bitch Slapped.
by TittyMonster_69 May 14, 2015
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zomby life

an lifestyle of being locked in on your goals, but not boasting it.
a) when tf that lame ass bum signed a deal??

b) oh he a zl (zomby life) ass nigga
by svint August 9, 2024
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Zombie

A person who looks and acts stupid named kalel
That my friend zombie, that means kalel
by Maydollas November 8, 2021
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