Kick the Pot

When someone is deceased due to terminal stupidity.

When Bob holds onto the electric fence for too long and dies, he decided to Kick the Pot.

by smartassCashier97 January 21, 2024

pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!

Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!

by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.

"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"

by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025

Pot spraying

The act of someone blaming someone else for gaslighting. The term can be used whether the person blaming someone is right or wrong about being gaslight.

That person is trying to slide out of their perceived alterations of reality as of food not sticking to the surface of a cooking pot.

Melissa- "You know that is not how I remember that happening. Are you gaslighting me again?"

Tim- "Stop pot spraying me "

by Ptterp24 January 18, 2024

pot trotter

A person who treads on fragile topics.

Pot trotter: The holocaust didn't happen

Educated person: Don't be such a Pot trotter!

by Nacho chick June 10, 2018

dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out

She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.

by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015