King Sebastian

Cannot be compared to any other human. King Sebastian is above all peasants.

Peasant: Hello king sebastian
King Sebastian: Drop a knee😈
*Peasant kneels*

by King sebastian August 26, 2021

King of TFI

Mahesh Babu is the king of TFI

Super star Mahesh Babu is called as King of TFI

by BabulakebabuMaheshbabu May 29, 2021

Sneaker king

There are many sneaker heads and people who are interested in sneakers, but the SNEAKER KING is J-STAR

Rylee: hey J-STAR I like your shoes they look like moon boots!

J-STAR: thanks! You already know I’m THE SNEAKER KING!

by The sneaker king October 20, 2022

exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.

Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.

by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017

Lily king

Lily king is the kindest yet stupidest person you’ll ever meet. Her spirit animal is a rat, and she doesn’t know her states and capitals. If you meet a Lily king, you will likely have to wash your feet every hour because she likes having clean feet.

A Lily king made me wash my feet today.

by currently.in.pain November 7, 2020

king of cap

when someone lies so much to the point where you can not differ truth from false.

Person 1: Bro you friends with Chad
Person 2: That dude lie so much he must be the king of cap .

by CoochieObtainer November 28, 2019

Bean king

Someone in possession of a large amount of prescription pills.

Bro #1: "Hey man, I heard you had surgery. How did it go?"
Bro #2: "It was pretty painful, but they gave me a bunch of pain meds, so I feel great."
Bro #1: "Dude that is awesome! Now you are the bean king!"

by Pham PHISH December 17, 2014