half shark

a cock, penis, dick, willy etc that is half aroused hence - half shark.

I thought he was hot and took him home, but cos he was drunk he could only get a half shark. So i let him wack off and come on my arse.

by poopoohead April 25, 2006

half-assed

Meaning really fucking stupid, not right in the head

Hes very very half-assed

by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019

Half stab

The act of stabbing someone with a vegetable.

The pimp half stabbed a shop keeper with a carrot

by Brit-tastic September 24, 2009

Half Q

Half Quarter

Could you give me a Half Q of weed

by Zala123 March 25, 2019

half-dreaming

That feeling when you are dreaming, but you know you are waking up, so you keep your eyes closed and try to stretch the dream out.

Woman: Hey, it's time to get up. Why are you still laying in bed?
Man: Ah, I was half-dreaming.
Woman: Oh, yeah? What about?
Man: I was talking to Richard Marx about his musical style and how awesome it would be to jam together.

by Fayyt Ignatti December 27, 2016

half bake

A half bake is a stupid cunt that doesn't no what he's doing

John was only half baked no good for fuck all

by Dictator1985 October 24, 2013

half and mild

When you smoke the first half of a Black and Mild blunt, the half you are left with is known as a half and mild.

Broseph: Hey bruh you wanna light up that half and mild you have left over from last weekend?

Broskittle: Hell yeah turtle bro we're gonna get so retarded!

by ToastedCracker September 15, 2013