The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Race To Pee First

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.

Scott, and I would race to pee first in the bathroom to see who would pee first.

by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019

half-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's granchild.

My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 03, 2021

half-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's grandchild.

My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

Balls First

(Of a man) The act of inserting one’s balls into another persons orifice, as opposed to the traditional method, ‘tip first.’

Dude, I went balls first in Patricia last night.

by setharooski January 09, 2024

vice-first

The precursor or penultimate before first

"What's that one that isn't first? You know, like vice-first."

by spamfrag May 30, 2018

Working Man’s First Class

When you are on an empty airplane and get an entire row to yourself.

The flight from Vegas to Chicago was half empty so I was upgraded to Working Man’s First Class. I got to spread out in the whole row by myself!

by ernmoran February 01, 2025