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Connor

A Connor is a really cool kid who everyone loves to make people laugh with quick wit.
Someone with a fantastic taste in everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Connor will often be cheerful and can always put people around him in the best of moods.

This person can make a Scrooge giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.

A Connor has a great head of hair that never thins out to bald.
Although Connors are magically perfect, Connor will make YOU feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will walk away knowing your day just got better for speaking with him.
Person 1, speaking of man in elevator,: "He MUST be a Connor. "
Person 2: "Why do you say that?"
Person 3: "I felt ewww this morning. A 10 second convo with that guy and I feel like I won award for sexiest person alive."

"Wow you're pretty much being a Connor right now, and I'm liking it."
by Mel80sB November 24, 2021
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A guy who acts hood has a small dick likes to get with younger girls for the weed that they have and also gets involved with gang shit cause he things he gang also he doesn’t shower offten
Ew who is that
Oh that’s Connor
by I speak the truth boi July 18, 2019
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(Name definition)
Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.

Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...
1. A personal attack against someone with that name. (for instance connor)

2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.

2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.

Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
by JaNoBillag January 29, 2018
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A guy who gets fucked by dogs, "Lover of Hounds" in Irish, and lover of hounds in the ass.
"Did you see that boy? I bet he's a Connor."
by dontuseurpsuedonym March 10, 2025
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That one guy who will try to shoot pens into the ceiling at work and miserably fail.. he has a descent sense of humor and will stand by Nitro with you in the cold. He’s a really tiny/short guy who says he is 5’0 but is actually 4’11. He will come to your house after making moves on you then get drunk and be the first person he texts. Aka how he would confess to you. He would still in the end not know the true meaning behind the movie “Grownups”. Date a Connor you won’t regret it apart from when he tackles you Bc he knows you’re not stronger than him. (Tiny person complex)
Connor: “I’m short
by anonymous December 6, 2021
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Connors Penis

Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.
Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!
by haha or satin June 3, 2023
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Taily Alex connor aiden

Taily Alex connor aiden r a bunch o fucken retards
by C*o*n*n*o*r September 1, 2016
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