Tom Homer

A rather round and large individual with an unfortunate accent. Enjoys talking absolute nonsense and noshing his boss off.

That bloke is a right Tom Homer.

by y0 Phish October 23, 2018

bad tom

This is what SANESSS gives you when you find him. Be careful for his extreme mental retardation and his theme song, MOGOLOVONIO.

Heheh... You already know me, kiddo. It's me... SANESSS!!!! Do you wanna have a bad TOM!!!???

by Yendks September 14, 2018

Tom the weed

When water is added to any weed product to put out the hot ash. Usually when a novice doesn’t know what they are doing.

Don’t Tom the weed. We won’t be able to smoke it later if it wet.

by Tom the weed December 23, 2019

Tom Brady

The G.O.A.T of the NFL (National Football League). He has been to 10 Super Bowls, and has won 7 of those. He holds the record for most passing yards, (that being 91,653 total with regular and playoff games). And many other records that I am way to lazy to write here.

Yo You see tom brady throw that legendary pass sunday night?

by Stonkle September 21, 2021

The Tom Brady

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.

"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"

by Milk&Honey69 September 21, 2017

tomming the ron

A reference to Parks and Recreation. When doing something with someone else to boost their ego.

Guy 1: dude ive been playing online scrabble with my girlfriend but she's so bad at it.
Guy 2: maybe she's Tomming the Ron
Guy 1: yeah maybe

by Starbuck32123 August 15, 2016

tom and jamie

a good long lasting relationship that will last forever without any interference.

i wish our relationship was like Tom and Jamies

by superquerty December 1, 2017