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l theory

The L theory is a theory created stating that anyone who’s name starts with an L is a cutie
Guy 1: Was yo girls name Lily?
Guy 2: Yes sir.
Guy 1: Damn she definitely follow the L theory
by JakeS 69 September 15, 2021
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deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash
vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’
by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021
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red’s theory

when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.
“Have you gone to Red’s”

“Yeah, the Red’s Theory is definitely real”

Oh yeah, definitely
by shustudent1 October 5, 2021
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Bull-Calf theory

The sexual theory that females should only fuck Bulls(sexually dominant males that are usually African American) while the Cucks or calf’s sit and watch them fuck their wife's and gf’s and so on.
Did you see Professor Johnson’s Biology Lecture last Friday?
Yes he went over the Bull-Calf theory
Damn I missed the most important lecture this year
by Josiahtouches October 8, 2021
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Dookie Milk Theory

Dookie milk describes a white women that has been with black men.

Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????
Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????

Example; She dookie milk bro, just thought you should know!!
by Nark Twain October 10, 2021
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Fortnite Theory

The idea that any media can and will be connected to Fortnite. Items can be shortly defined by how many steps there are between it and Fortnite, so Fortnite itself would have a degree of 0 (Fortnite^0) and Minecraft would have a degree of 3 (Minecraft^3)
Fortnite Theory of Minecraft^3 :
Fortnite > Street Fighter > Smash Bros > Minecraft
by Behn2 October 17, 2021
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Critical Booty Theory

An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.
Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.
by Quan Master Quan July 12, 2021
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